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fuckacceptthis:

somebody help jack

538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:

the cool thing about tumblr is how everyone is a fan of avatar the last airbender

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thewritershelpers:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H
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538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:

do you think the people on lofter call the creator of lofter their daddy

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unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

  • hug
  • go on walks while holding hands
  • smile
  • kiss
  • cuddle
  • have cute little dates
  • have movie nights
  • take adorable pictures
  • go new places
  • try new things
  • fall in love
  • brutally fuck you
  • look at the stars
  • do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via hardcorefisting)

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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

  • post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
  • you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
  • no more selfies allowed
  • blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
  • heroin will be legalized
  • george bush will become president again
  • stock market will crash
  • korea will blow the US up
  • world war 3

(via emilioestevez)

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cryingjessepinkman:

you know who’s cute? you

you’re cute

(via hardcorefisting)

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lordoftheinternet:

i found that pokemon combiner thing that everyone’s been posting about and every time you combine something with doduo the one head looks shocked and horrified at what the other head just turned into

what the??

who are you???

the fuck is happening???

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  • judge: why did u murder that man?
  • me: I did it for the notes on tumblr.com
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thatsbrutaldude:

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